If Virgin Bhanupriya And Virgin Bhasskar Ever Meet : A Hilarious Tale Of Two Virgins
One is a writer, the other wishes to experience sex before getting married. What would happen if these two misfits met each other? Here’s our take.
It was one of those regular unlucky days for Bhaskar when he’d failed to make a woman happy and rid himself of the tag of ‘Virgin Bhasskar’. To top the bad luck, he couldn’t even think of a new plot after his publisher pointed out that his stories were now becoming monotonous. Now he was not only a loser when it came to his sex life, but also in his professional life. He was a man with lust. How could his imagination of porn be questioned or found boring? He sits at the tea stall, completely zoned out. “…chalte hain, tera mood bhi theek ho jaega” he hears Mishra’s distant voice. “Kahan chalte hain?” He asked. Mishra asks him to meet him by the ghat the next morning and walks off.
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Bhaskar wakes up to birds chirping and his phone’s ringtone blaring. ‘Mishra calling’, it read. Was this day really going to be an irregularly positive? Two hours later he has a smile plastered on his face, greeting a group of college students who’d come on a tour to Banaras. Among them was the pretty Bhanupriya. Bhaskar, who only considered his true love Vidhi (who had now moved on with someone else) the prettiest girl, couldn’t keep his eyes off Bhanupriya.
“How will this boring city bring me the adventure I am looking for?” “Rukul bhi na… keeps blabbering without any logic.” Haven’t even spotted anyone that attractive since we got here, and Rukul thinks….” Bhanu’s thoughts were interrupted when she saw a young, lean man with a cute shy smile staring at her. She quickly checked her hair and clothes and walked up to their tour guide, who called himself Mishra. In a long time, Bhanupriya found herself interested to know something other than her subjects, another man’s name. “Aur yeh hain humare bandhu, Bhasskar.” “Is that a sign that our names have a similar ring to it”, thought Bhanupriya, trying to control her blush.
“Ouch, sorry” Bhasskar and Bhanupriya said to each other as their hands grazed each other. Bhanu suddenly felt a weird tickle inside her stomach. “Maybe that’s what butterflies in your stomach feel like”, she thought. “Aap…”, they both started together. They were seated by the ghat while the others had returned to the Dharamshala they had been booked in. Mishra had also retired for his meeting with a ‘friend in distress’. “Ji main lekhak hu, aap kya karti hian?” Bhaskar asked. “Main student hu, par aage ka socha nahi. Aap kya likhte hain?” “Po…Purani rochak kahaniya”, Bhaskar stuttered. “Itihaas? Interesting. Toh bataiye na, kya kya likha hai abhi tak?”
“Beta Bhaskar, jhooth ki buniyaad pe rishta shuru nahi karni chhaiye. Dekh ana Vidhi ke saath kya hua. Bata de. Bhali ladki hai, chali gayi toh isse achhi jeevansangini nahi milegi.” Bhaskar debated subconsciously while the two stated at each other awkwardly. “Bhanu, shayad Rukul isi mauke ke baare mein bol rahi thi. Ladka good looking hai, cute hai, and dekhne mein lagta toh hai ki experience hoga, ladka hia afterall. Mauka mat chhodna. ab toh Virgin Bhanupriya ka tag toh hat hi jaega… par yeh aage baat toh kare.” Bhanupriya’s thoughts were wandering on another dimension.
“Ji aap porn dekhti ya padhti hain?” asked Bhasskar
“Kya!” Bhanu was startled with such a question. “P Porn? Kyu?”
“Ji hum lekhak hain.” Bhasskar started.”Porn lekhak. Hum rasili raasleela ki kahaniya likhte hian logon ke manoranjan ke liye. Kaafi famous hain hum.” Bhaskar started.
“Achha? Kya kya likha hai ab tak? Aur kya hota hai umnein?” Bhanu couldn’t hide her curiosity.
Bhasskar was surprised by Bhanu’s interest. Other girls secretly read his books but always spoke ill of him. He was now convinced that Bhanupriya was his soulmate, the one he had saved his virginity for, but it was time to get rid of the tag of Virgin Bhasskar. “Ji, Night Angel, Sleeping Beauty, tohaar Bhaujai humaar… aap padhengi?”
“Aap aesehi toh nahi likhte honge. Matlab, itna experience hai aapko ki aapne itni saari books likh daali? Mujhe apni asle kahaniyan sunaiye na…” Bhanu was now excited.
“Apne virginity ki sachchai toh porn lekhak hone se bhi zyaada difficult hai batana. But batana toh padega na, ki chhod du. Inko kya hi pata chalega? Par agar yeh experience waali hui, toh mera toh dusre shahar mein bhi Virgin Bhaskar ka thappa lag jaega.” Bhaskar ended up awkwardly smiling at Bhanu, looking for an answer.
“Ek baat batau? Maine kabhi nahi kiya. Isiliye tumse poochh rahi hu. Likhte ho toh experience se hi likhte hoge na. Mujhe sikhaoge?” Bhanu broke the silence.
“Aap bhi? Woh, hum experience nahi, bas apni kalpana se likhte hain. Par tajurba bohot hai… likh likh ke. Aise sikha sakte hain” Bhaskar finally spoke.
“Abhi? Aise, khulle mein? Dimag pura hi kharab ho gaya kya?” Bhanu stood up.
“Woh, aapke angrezi picture mein kaise kehte hian… Your place or mine?” Bhaskar stood up and held Bhanu’s hand.
The two stood there for a minute, eye locked, feeling the cold breeze and the happy sensations running on their nerves. “Aapka ghar khali ho toh, yours”, replied Bhanu shyly.
That’s eventually how we think these two would meet and fall in love if they could. But wouldn’t it be fun if this actually happened? But will Bhanupriya be able to fulfil her wish of losing her virginity before her marriage? Witness the hilarity that ensues when she tries her best to do so in the movie, Virgin Bhanupriya, now streaming on ZEE5.